Stupid Design is an extremely popular and scientifically advanced theory which is accepted nearly worldwide by all the poeple who matter.
The theory states that some fotms of existence are simply too stupid to have come about by random chance. Ergo, they must have been designed to be stupid by someone at least equally as stupid as the stupidity that has been created, a Stupid Designer like God or Calvin Klein and not just any old mediocre designer.
The stupid people who believe this theory are considered to be highly stupid indeed, though most of them do not consider themselves as stupid as the stupid people who believe this theory.
The existence and validity of Stupid Design has been proved by the fact that, like everything else we know to exist, it causes cancer in lab mice.
Contention has arisen between two warring factions of Stupid Design advocates as to whether the Stupid Designer is a Stupid Being who attempted to design something which he/she thought to be very clever but, because of his/her inherent stupidity, turned out to be stupid; or the Stupid Designer is so clever a being that designing stupidity (in a stupid way) is the pinnacle of his/her clever work and allowing us to discover this stupidity in such a way that it would throw many a red herring in our intellectual path - and indeed allow the Stupid Designer to test our own stupidity - has been the Stupid Designer's ultimate goal.
Outside and objective observers of this debate are able to confirm that the arguments put forth by both factions, as well as the aunts of all the factional members, are stupid. The debaters refuse to take this point under serious consideration as they know the outside observers to be stupid.
The theory was first published by a small, stupid, grey-flecked man and has been topping best-seller lists ever since stupidity became fashionable.
One of the 68,983 laws of the theory states that if you hear, say or type the word stupid too many times, it starts to sound stupid.